CAPTAIN TERRIFIC AND ADMIRAL AWESOME TO THE RESCUE

 The hilarious escapades of Maddie and Bron, aka Captain Terrific and Admiral Awesome.


Admiral Awesome, is an African-American media sensation and a God to millions of disenfranchised housewives and singletons. She is proof positive that in the Black Community, women dominate both the home and the business world, and pity the fool that tries to prove otherwise.
Awesome's empire controls television shows, a cable network, movies, books, thought, Scientology and the hopes and dreams of millions of women world wide. She is so influential she is literately capable of destroying entire cities with a wave of her hand.

Captain Terrific was once known as Anakin Skywalker. She whined a lot and complained. She said the word "master" a lot and lost over half her jedi duels. However, during a duel with her master, she forgot that the high ground gives you an Agility bonus. He was pwned two seconds later, after yelling "You underestimate my... PoWeR!" No one is really sure how Captain Terrific went from being a total emo bitch who whined and threw tantrums, to a total bad-ass who was calm about being shocked by thousands of volts of electricity.

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May or may not occur under the influence of goon and orange juice
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By Peter Vidani
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